Speaking of Life...

31.12.04

Couldn't Resist...

Sorry chums I couldn't resist posting one more time after the big ball drop!!! So I decided that I had to do something memorable at the very end of the year because you know, that's just what cool kids like me do *cough cough*. So at the very last possible second of 2004 (AD) I screamed at the top of my lungs. That didn't go over to well with popsy and mumsy may I add. Now my brother has forced the Three Stooges marathon on us. God help me...

So here are my New Year's Resolutions. GET READY.
  • Manage my time better in the areas of homework, projects... anything school related
  • Keep a good karma!!!
  • Paint my nails a crazy wackydoo color AT LEAST once a week.
  • Help Foote take part in that Farmer Market!!! *finally a place to peddle the scarves*
  • Take pictures of anything and everything... because I said so.
  • Get that Darfur documentary done with, but done well, and hope it impresses those people at the convention
  • Find more websites that feed my need for stupid information
  • Keep Eric from watching Three Stooges in my presents
  • Get that Clueless Crew movie night going
  • Fit into my kilt, and then compete in it and THEN place well

Well kiddies, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I must say that last resolution will be tough, but I'll manage.

I LOVE YOU ALL! And remember to eat many rubber chickens for a balanced diet.

Mucho love-o, Flolio

New Years EVE Day

Hello my people, it is New Year's Day! That means staying up late eating junk food to watch that shiny ball drop... it's so shiny. Right. Hanyways, today, being the day that is is, is hosting THE BEST marathon of all time. That's right Emo...

You are about to take the strangest journey of your life... into the TWIGHLIGHT ZONE.

I guess I'll be busy all day! It's gonna be 2005 really soon. That means I will be older. But hey so will you and my grandpa and Louis from Norway. So I don't feel so bad about it.

Oooh update on the marathon-I just discovered my whole house is opposed to watching the Twighlight zone. Now I'll have to hide in my room all day and watch it. All byyyy myyyself! Don't wanna be... All by myselffff anymore!

Thats enough Rod Stewart for now. Ooh! I found a Rod Stewart guitar book in my dad's bedtable complete with words and everything. So Pablo and I have decided that we will learn to play the guitar!!! I know what you're thinking. *God help the world of music* but we won't be that bad!!! My daddy can teach us. Or Foote. Ok if Foote teaches us we'll suck because we'll be too busy talking to learn anything from her. Wish us luck on that whole thing ;)

There is a pink highlighter on the desk in front of me. There's also a Wal-Mart receipt. Let's see what mommy bought.

  • Fishing Lure...?
  • Dry erase markers
  • lots of AA batteries. *this must have been before Christmas*
  • cat treats
  • triamenic
  • nail buffers
  • A spatula!!!
  • and a lot of nail polishes

I left out a few things because I couldn't tell what they were exactly. Stupid abbreviations.

Our Christmas tree fell over last night. It kinda just went *plop*. And believe it or not Oscar didn't do it! Although he did just knock over my dad's genious rug drying setup. Arrgggh. He brings a ladder into the living room and then clips the rug up onto it so the wet part isn't touching the floor. And of course, Oscar just HAD to go climb it.

Alrightskie, this is the last post of 2004... unless I decide to update again! Which I probably will. Happy New Year!!!

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30.12.04

Annoy your roommate

Ok when one of us geeks makes it to college, we better pray to God in heaven not to have a roommate. But if God decides to ignore that prayer, I have found our next best thing.

WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR ROOMMATE.

  1. Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade.
  2. Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading."
  3. Eat a bag of marshmallows before you go to bed. The next day, spray three bottles of whipped cream all over your floor. Say you got sick.
  4. Eat lots of alphabet soup. Throw out any of the letters that are in your roommate's name; claim you want nothing to do with them.
  5. Every Thursday, pack up everything you own and tell your roommate you're going home. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home. Unpack everything and go to sleep.
  6. Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, "It's not funny anymore."
  7. Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When s/he leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, you can come out now."
  8. Find out your roommate's mother's name. Tatoo it on your inner thigh, then claim, "She made me do it!"
  9. Five minutes after you go to bed, claim that you think the Boogeyman is hiding in your closet. Make your roommate check the closet. Five minutes later, claim he is hiding under your bed. Make your roommate check. Repeat as desired.
  10. Buy a lava lamp. Stare at it for hours, imitating its movements with your face.
  11. Buy a lobster. Pretend to play cards with it. Complain to your roommate that the lobster is making up his own rules.
  12. Get a can of beans. Label them, "Jumping beans." Eat them, and then jump around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Dancing beans." Eat them, and then dance around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Kill Your Roommate beans." Eat them, smiling at your roommate.
  13. Give each of your walls a different name. Whenever you can't answer a problem, ask each of your walls. Write down their responses, then ask your ceiling for the final answer. Complain to your roommate that you don't trust your ceiling.
  14. Give your roommate a plastic bag. Ask him/her to shit in it because your pet dung beetles are hungry.
  15. Go to the mall with your roommate and sit on Santa's lap. Refuse to get off.
  16. Hang a basketball net on the wall. Challenge your refrigerator to basketball games, and play them in front of your roommate. Do so for about a month. Confide in your roommate that you think the refrigerator has been taking steroids.
  17. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.
  18. If you know that s/he is in the room, come barging in out of breath. Ask if they saw a fat bald naked Tibetan man run through carrying a hundred dollar bill. Run back out swearing.
  19. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
  20. Insist on writing the entire lyrics to American Pie on your ceiling above your bed. Sing them every night before you go to bed.

Whoa that took a while. If you want any more, there's about a million gazillion at this site.

Nighty nights for now!!! <3>

All that Jazz

This one's for you Amanda!!!

C'mon babe why don't we paint the town
And all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl and
All that jazz!

Thats all I feel like typing right now kiddies!

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Stupid people

Alrightskie guys I found this website filled with stupid quotes so I think I might have to share some with ya.

  • "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President
  • "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
  • "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
  • "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." - David Acfield
  • "Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon." - Detroit Daily News
  • "It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
  • "I invented the internet". - Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President
  • "I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad." - Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
  • "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." - Linda Evangelista, Supermodel
  • "The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas." - Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster
  • "Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." - Mickey Rivers, baseball player
  • "Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
  • "SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident." - Sign on backseat of Taxi

Hokely dokely thats all for now but if ya wanna see more quotes, click here.

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28.12.04

Clueless Crew Movie Night

OK as Foote's blog says, we need a CC movie night. BADLY. So... any movies? Well I'll just make a list right here!!! *Using some of Foote's suggestions also*
  • Chicago!!! *submitted my me of course*
  • The Breakfast Club *Dont worry Foote, I've never seen it either
  • Major League *due to me chum Charlie and his wackydoo eyebrows*
  • Secret Window *FOOTE how could you forget this classic? I am appalled with you.*
  • Garden State *Isn't that another name for Jersey? Wait pathalogical liars... Jersey... I'm lost*
  • Elf *I'm singing to you... cuz you're my dad... and you asked me to sing to you... and... I LOVE YOU DAD YOU'RE THE BEST DAAAAD!!!* i love that movie
  • Edward Scissorhands *Awww this is a good one guys*
  • A Walk to Remeber *I knoooow you all want to watch it! Even you Foote!*
  • Gettysburg *cringe* sorry guys I just can't handle the education of it all

Well I gotta go... but remember the movie list!!! I'll seeya later people!!! byes!

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